What kind of writer are you?

Writing styles are as distinct as personality traits—and debates about which way of writing is “best” can often be just as volatile. Where one writer might luxuriate in the complexities and varieties of the lexicon, another might prefer to tell it like it is in the most familiar way possible. Such was the case, in fact, with celebrated novelist William Faulkner, who famously griped that his contemporary, Ernest Hemingway, “had never been known to use a word that might send his reader to the dictionary.” Hemingway retorted, “Does he really think big emotions come from big words? He thinks I don’t know the ten-dollar words. I know them all right. But there are older and simpler and better words, and those are the ones I use.” It’s neither productive nor accurate to argue over whether or not there can even be a “best” style of writing, but it is certainly entertaining to figure out which one we most prefer.

To celebrate the publication of the Oxford American Writers Thesaurus, Third Edition (also available online to subscribers of Oxford Dictionaries Pro), we invite you to explore the world of word choice. Do you fashion yourself a champion of Plain English or do you like readers to have to jump through hoops of meaning to understand your prose? Find out what kind of writer you are, or aspire to be, by taking our interactive synonym quiz below:

What kind of writer are you?

William Faulkner

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You’re a William Faulkner. You chose flowery and formal words commonly used by literary novelists and poets. Other writers known for florid diction are F. Scott Fitzgerald, George Eliot, and Edgar Allan Poe. You dream of Nobel Prizes and National Book Awards every night.

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Ernest Hemingway:

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You’re an Ernest Hemingway. You chose clear and unflashy words that get right to the point. Other writers known for this style are George Orwell and Raymond Carver. Try your hand at a six-word memoir, consider a career in journalism, and maintain an active Twitter account.

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Toni Morrison

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You’re a Toni Morrison. You chose informal or slang words that indicate a preference for writing in the vernacular. Other novelists known for their informal prose are Mark Twain, Zora Neale Hurston, Harper Lee, and J.D. Salinger. If novel writing isn’t your cup of tea, dabble in some blogging or draft a dialogue-heavy script for film or television.

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Vladimir Nabokov

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You’re a Vladimir Nabokov. You chose esoteric and technical words that would drive most readers straight to their nearest dictionary. Other novelists known for their use of obscure or difficult language are Thomas Pynchon and Zadie Smith. A career in academia or science writing might suit your tastes.

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Which of these synonyms would you choose to describe an overweight person?
A Corpulent
B Corn-fed
C Fat
D Endomorphic
Which word would you prefer to describe someone who is ready to eat?
A Ravenous
B Piggy
C Hungry
D Esurient
Which of the following is your favorite word to describe a person with extremely high self-regard?
A Vainglorious
B Stuck-up
C Proud
D Orgulous
Which of these synonyms would you choose to describe a woman who is expecting a baby?
A With child
B Knocked up
C Pregnant
D Gravid
Which of the following is your favorite word for the place where a person lives?
A Domicile
B Digs
C Home
D Resiance
What word would you use to describe someone who is no longer alive?
A Deceased
B Six feet under
C Dead
D Exanimate
Which of these synonyms would you choose to refer to sexual intercourse?
A Copulation
B Nookie
C Sex
D Coition
Which of these synonyms would you use to describe something with an unpleasant odor?
A Noisome
B Funky
C Smelly
D Olid
Which of the following is your favorite word for a beautification product applied to the face?
A Maquillage
B War paint
C Makeup
D Lustrification
Which of these words would you choose to describe an unhappy person?
A Dolorous
B Down in the dumps
C Sad
D Niobean
Which is your preferred word to describe a drama with overblown emotions?
A Maudlin
B Schmaltzy
C Sentimental
D Saccharescent
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Posted on: 17 August 2012 | Categories: Competitions and quizzes, English in use | Tags: , , , , ,

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  • http://corporatecases.blogspot.com/ Vick

    nice one ..finding out the kind of writer I am…something different … at the end of the Quiz it said ‘You’re a Vladimir Nabokov.’ Gosh wish i could be even a bit like him

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  • Blue_Smarties

    Q5: Which of the following is your favorite word for the place where a person lives?
    A: D Resiance [sic].

    Really ODO? All of a sudden, I’m not so confident using Oxford Dictionary Online…

    • oxfordwords

      Thanks for your comment, Blue_Smarties. ‘Resiance’ is correct: it’s a technical word (so not listed in our Free online dictionary), but here’s the Oxford English Dictionary definition:

      ‘Formerly: abode, residence. In later use: a place of residence, spec. a type of multiple dwelling in a projected city of the future’.

      You might be interested to know that this is the word we linked to Vladimir Nabokov, who tends to use esoteric, or technical words in his writing.

      • Blue_Smarties

        “The limits of my language are the limits of my world”
        Thank you Oxfordwords for making my world a little larger! I now need to try to drop ‘resiance’ into conversation. Entertaining, and I have learned something new.

        • oxfordwords

          You’re welcome!

  • Justin

    Word choice is really only the tip of the iceberg. One need only look at David Foster Wallace to see that syntax is just as indicative as usage. He was the most conversational writer I can recall in regards to contemporary writers but the shape of his sentences lent themselves to linguistic difficulty.

    Anyway, I’m a Hemingway–which makes perfect sense considering that I have a journalism degree. A fun and illuminating exercise.

  • Sanjeev

    Vladimir Nabokov!!???!! Wish I had as good a vocabulary as he did.

  • agha

    for me it says,You’re an Ernest Hemingway. You chose clear and unflashy words that get right to the point. Other writers known for this style are George Orwell and Raymond Carver. Try your hand at a six-word memoir, consider a career in journalism, and maintain an active Twitter account.
    from where should i bring constructive ideas?? Needs a lot of knowledge to pursue journalism?

  • saloni neema

    twas helpful in knowing about myself !
    please post some more this type of stuff .. :)

  • RitikaGhose

    Simply fantastic!

  • http://twitter.com/rebeccawoodhead Rebecca Woodhead

    I was Ernest Hemingway. This made me laugh: ‘…
    Try your hand at a six-word memoir, consider a career in journalism, and maintain an active Twitter account.’ I won a six word story contest on Twitter, held by his publisher. I seem to remember my entry was: ‘Miss Haversham was gay, he discovered.’ I’m also a magazine columnist. Spot on. :)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/daniar.dw.3 Daniar Dw

    Owh..I was Ernest Hamingway:)

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  • Rory

    The answers to these questions would depend on the audience and the purpose of the communication… And, perhaps, the time of day and the writer’s mood…

  • David raja

    Very Significant Message to all

  • Sara

    Awesome =) I liked it

  • Shabir

    oh me too

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